January 2010
25 posts
Vampire Weekend's New CD
This is a great CD.
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Direction
Where do you think this Tumblr would end up in the Tumblr directory?
How do you spell geek?
I spell it with 2 “t”s.
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Cause there are 2 “t”s in my name.
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My name is Scott.
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2 “t”s.
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I’m a geek.
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I was going to write a whole blog about being geeky. And how proud I am. And how I bought the Blackest Night Rings. And a Blue Lantern shirt and how I saw this really cool picture of a guy and he’s wearing each shirt with each ring...
TV Update
Show - watched during broadcast - watched on-line
Heroes - 2 - 3
Chuck - 2 - 3
How I Met Your Mother - 0 - 2
The Big Bang Theory - 1 - 0
V - 0 - 0
LOST - 0 - 0
Community - 2 - 0
Parks & Rec - 2 - 0
The Office - 1 - 0
Dollhouse - 0 - 2
Smallville - 0 - 0
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If you could be an insect (spiders included) what kind would you be?
Well I don’t like insects so I really wouldn’t be one. But if I was captured by a mad scientist and he was going to change me into an insect (spiders included) and he let me choose what I was going to be, I’d pick a bug that eats ladybugs. I hate ladybugs. I hate them SO MUCH. flames…...
Planning
Steven: Thank you for coming to the meeting.
Jamie: You're welcome.
Steven: I've gathered you all here...
Jamie: There is just the two of us.
Steven: Fine then. I have gathered you, Jamie Gardner, here tonight to discuss how I am going to take over the world. (Evilly Laughs)
Jamie: I know. But why do you get to take over the world?
Steven: Because I have the clipboard with the plan on it.
Jamie: That paper is blank.
Steven: Well I still have the clipboard and my plan is in my head so it will soon be on here.
Jamie: Alright, let's hear it.
Steven: Okay. Step 1: Kill all the people. Step 2: Find a pretty lady and marry her.
Jamie: Wait a minute. If you kill everyone how are you going to find a wife?
Steven: Well I'm not going to kill her.
Jamie: Then you should change step one.
Steven: Fine then. Step 1: Kill everybody except a pretty girl to marry. Step 2: Marry her. Step 3: Procreate.
Jamie: Wait, where do I come in this plan?
Steven: I was getting to that. Step 4: Get a lackey. That's you.
Jamie: But I'm already dead from step one.
Steven: Then I'll step one again. Step 1: Kill off everyone except a beautiful girl to marry and a lackey...
Jamie: And a girlfriend for me.
Steven: And a girlfriend for the lackey who isn't as attractive as the first girl.
Jamie: Hey now!
Steven: All I'm saying is that my wife is going to be married to the ruler of the word and should be the most beautiful girl on earth. Therefore if there is another girl in the world she shouldn't be more beautiful.
Jamie: Alright as long as I don't get stuck with a dog.
Steven: I'm glad that's settled.
Jamie: Steven, an U going to get to rule over someone?
Steven: Of course, Step 5: Get more lackeys so lackey can have someone to rule over.
Jamie: Well then you should change step one again since everyone that I would rule over is DEAD!!!!!
Steven: You don't have to YELL! Alright how about this. Step 1: Kill everyone who poses a threat to world denomination.
Jamie: (laughs) you mean domination?
Steven: That's what I said.
Jamie: No you said denomination.
Steven: Step 1: Find new lackey.
Jamie: I'm just kidding.
Steven: So am I. But you are my lackey, you are supposed to respect me.
Jamie: (snickers) sure. So who are we going to kill first?
Steven: I was thinking that guy who sits in my chair in the library. Every time I go to the library, there he is. Sitting there by the window. That's my seat.
Jamie: Do you know his name?
Steven: Of course I don't know his name.
Jamie: Then are we just going to go and kill whoever is sitting in that seat?
Steven: Yeah. (Jamie looks at him disapproving.) I mean. (sarcastically) Yeah. Of course not, lackey. (Tries to think of a reason not to) uh... Why not?
Jamie: Because if we go to the library and kill whoever is sitting in "your" chair then there is a chance that we might be caught before we can take over the the world.
Steven: Oh. Well who shall we kill first?
Jamie: Do you just want me to tell you how I would do it?
Steven: No! I'm the leader and you are the lackey so I command you to tell me how you'd do it?
Jamie: (sarcastically) Yes sir. First I would find the people who we wouldn't kill and take them to an island...
Steven: And then blow the island up? Oh I love it.
Jamie: No! I would take the people we wouldn't kill. Wouldn't kill. Would Not Kill.
Steven: Oh.
Jamie: Now on that island we take a few years making it livable, electricity, water, stuff like that. Then we tap into the computer of a nuclear missile, set them off, cause World War 3 and then rebuild after we know everyone is dead.
Steven: War?
Jamie: Yeah.
Steven: And how long would that take?
Jamie: A decade or 2. How long did you think it would take to take over the world?
Steven: 10 days, tops.
Jamie: 10 days?
Steven: Yeah, we better get started. I'm only 18, I don't have much time left.
The Fencer #0 →
The Comic book that me and Kyle Hilton have been working on is now on-line for purchase. Well issue #0 is. Check it out.
Name Game
This happened a couple weeks back.
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I was at church and time came for the “time of greeting”. First off I have to say I’m not a fan of the “time of greeting”. I know it’s a good thing for members to greet visitors but I find it extremely awkward. I just end up standing there saying hello and my name to whoever sits around me and hopefully I’m sitting...
HP Survey
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HP Survey
|| Harry Potter Survey (: || Harry Potter. [ ] Your hair is dark and can be messy. [x] You wear glasses. [ ] You have a weird looking scar. [ ] You are brave. [ ] You have green eyes. [ ] You like playing a particular sport. Total = [1] Ron Weasley. [x] You have red hair. [x] You are very loyal to your...
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Ice- A Dialouge
Girl: I'm glad to see that you didn't screw up bringing the ice.
Guy: Well I was going to bring a bowl of water and say that I bought it two days ago but the ice went bad.
Girl: (laughs.)
Guy: But no matter how funny that would have been, we wouldn't have any ice. Just goes to show you, I'm a practical joker.
Another Favorite from Engrish.com
Aren’t we all looking for the pleasant thing everyday?
Xbox 360
So I’m going to buy an Xbox 360. I know I have the money (I usually get paid 2 times a month but in January I get paid 3 so it’s pretty much an extra check) but the problem is I’m factoring future money so I don’t possess the money at the moment (but I mean if I bought it I would still have more than enough to get by until my next check). The problem is when to get it....
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What’s your favorite drink?
I like mixing Cokes together. And yes that’s Cokes in the general use of the word. I like adding fruit juices to it as well.
Ask me anything
TV Update
Show - watched during broadcast - watched on-line
Heroes - 2 - 1
Chuck - 0 - 3
How I Met Your Mother - 0 - 1
The Big Bang Theory - 0 - 0
V - 0 - 0
LOST - 0 - 0
Community - 1 - 0
Parks & Rec - 1 - 0
The Office - 0 - 0
Dollhouse - 0 - 2
Smallville - 0 - 0
Just like M. Scott Answers-on (and I bet it fails... →
“Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full...”
– Death, Hogfather
The Tube
For most of my childhood, I watched television. During summer vacation, I’d wake up and watch television all day and then go to sleep. When school started, I often thought of what show I’d be watching if I was home. Although I can recall now exactly what I watched, when I re-watch shows there is a part of my brain that clicks in familiarity.
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Anyway I’m an adult now...
28-Project
Yeah, forget about 52. I didn’t have time. I was thinking about doing a ham and cheese meal every thursday but I changed my mind. I also like Kyle’s thing about doing a character profile every week. I may do one of these in Feb, we’ll see. I have almost a month to think about it.
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By the way: Richard Heene is annoying.
Every 7 days project?
I should have started a 365 day project. I think they are kind of cool.
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Even though it’s too late to do something every day this year, can still do something every week, a 52 project. The hardest thing is to think of something before I go to sleep tonight. Well I’m going to start thinking and is you have any suggestions they are welcomed.
Warning: This Post Will Be Geeky
So I’ve been reading Blackest Night. What is Blackest Night? It’s a comic book story arch that encompasses many comic books and I’ve read all of them from to great ones to the ones that were boring and I didn’t care what was going on in them. The whole story revolves around the Green Lantern. Apparently there is more than just the Green Lantern but a Lantern from every...
What 2010 Holds For M. Scott
This year I’ve made a few resolutions, well at least 3.
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1. I’m going to publish my first book by April. In 2008, my resolution was to write it and I finished in Febuary of ‘09. Now almost a year later it’s still in rewrite mode so I’m ready to get it done. Why April? Well I’d like a copy of my book for my birthday which is in May. Also you never know I...
